I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1595. | P. (psilva00) | 92.75 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 1596. | Chubbers (chobbers) | 92.73 | 96.6% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1597. | dn (erlinghaaland) | 92.72 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1598. | Ksatrya (ksatcubes) | 92.71 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1599. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.71 | 97.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1600. | lettel (lettel) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-03-09 |
| 1601. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 92.67 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1602. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 92.65 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1603. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 92.64 | 97.6% | 2025-03-27 |
| 1604. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 92.64 | 97.3% | 2024-09-18 |
| 1605. | kamarel (k0ri) | 92.62 | 97% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1606. | vrownl (vrownl) | 92.59 | 97.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1607. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 92.59 | 97.6% | 2024-04-21 |
| 1608. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 98.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 1609. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1610. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1611. | adin (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1612. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 92.49 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 1613. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 92.47 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1614. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1615. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 92.46 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1616. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.42 | 98.4% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1617. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1618. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 92.38 | 94.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1619. | Eric Liu (babiesbobo) | 92.37 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1620. | Maximus (maximusoctavius) | 92.36 | 96.5% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1621. | silit (gamblis) | 92.35 | 97.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 1622. | William Z. (aliaswz) | 92.34 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1623. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1624. | Laco (koomp) | 92.34 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |