I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1461. | P. (psilva00) | 92.75 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 1462. | Chubbers (chobbers) | 92.73 | 97% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1463. | dn (erlinghaaland) | 92.72 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1464. | Ksatrya (ksatcubes) | 92.71 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1465. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.71 | 97.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1466. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 92.67 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1467. | lettel (lettel) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-03-09 |
| 1468. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 92.65 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1469. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 92.64 | 97.6% | 2025-03-27 |
| 1470. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 92.64 | 97.3% | 2024-09-18 |
| 1471. | kamarel (k0ri) | 92.62 | 97% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1472. | vrownl (vrownl) | 92.59 | 97.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1473. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 92.59 | 97.6% | 2024-04-21 |
| 1474. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1475. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 98.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 1476. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1477. | adin (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1478. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1479. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.42 | 98.4% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1480. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1481. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 92.38 | 94.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1482. | Maximus (maximusoctavius) | 92.36 | 96.5% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1483. | silit (gamblis) | 92.35 | 97.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 1484. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1485. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1486. | Daniel (sgyplz) | 92.33 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1487. | dj-viking (dj_viking) | 92.30 | 99% | 2024-03-31 |
| 1488. | pls (pls_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1489. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1490. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 92.29 | 95.4% | 2024-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |