I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1283. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 95.32 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1284. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1285. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1286. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1287. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1288. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1289. | because... (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1290. | Lou'a (lou_aelofa) | 95.17 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1291. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1292. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1293. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.15 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1294. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 95.14 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 1295. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 95.11 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1296. | Terra (terranavis) | 95.11 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1297. | Andy (andyztn) | 95.10 | 98.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1298. | Milosz (miles101) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1299. | Es Que (thedude105) | 95.00 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 1300. | llama (flulululu) | 95.00 | 98% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1301. | Jude (urslowkid) | 94.98 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1302. | Livia (suldreensophie) | 94.97 | 96% | 2024-06-15 |
| 1303. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 94.97 | 97.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 1304. | BeepyJoop (beepboopitsthejo... | 94.96 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1305. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 94.96 | 97.8% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1306. | Mateusz (mamba908) | 94.95 | 99% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1307. | D (dsal) | 94.91 | 97.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 1308. | Cube (abdullah67) | 94.88 | 98.1% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1309. | bon (wthboms6) | 94.87 | 96% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1310. | Zale (zllee) | 94.86 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1311. | Abgefuncht (abgefuncht) | 94.85 | 97% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1312. | qWudge (qwudge) | 94.84 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |