Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2212. | Neko (pippaola) | 78.71 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2213. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 78.70 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 2214. | szekula (typegodxxx) | 78.69 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2215. | Charlotte (chazish) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 2216. | Chibi (chibilawl) | 78.67 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2217. | Daryl (vencaida) | 78.67 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2218. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 2219. | Allan (ajdx88) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2220. | Aibek (lifeisatreat1231) | 78.63 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2221. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 78.63 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2222. | Frank (fjdusina) | 78.59 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2223. | James2 (james372) | 78.59 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2224. | Shaked (aes222) | 78.59 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2225. | Poon (shadyxd88) | 78.57 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2226. | j (stupidnow) | 78.57 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2227. | Ed (posva) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2228. | Red (akramab) | 78.55 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2229. | Olav (thederpygod) | 78.55 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2230. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 78.54 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 2231. | Jimmy (saromis) | 78.54 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2232. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 78.54 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| 2233. | Charles (xx_white_racer_xx) | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2234. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 78.52 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 2235. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 78.52 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 2236. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 78.51 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2237. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2238. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.50 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2239. | dalineth (dalineth) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2240. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2241. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |