I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13505. | hi (zazzz) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13506. | E (derivatives) | 79.80 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 13507. | Kenneth (htoob) | 79.80 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 13508. | aarsh (aarsh333) | 79.79 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 13509. | amine (amichet) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13510. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 79.79 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 13511. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 79.79 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 13512. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13513. | danymanny (danymanny) | 79.79 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 13514. | Zeek (frostzeek) | 79.78 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 13515. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 79.78 | 97.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 13516. | Linus (triplelinus) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 13517. | Kent (kentromio) | 79.78 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13518. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 79.77 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13519. | Nezgar (nezgar) | 79.77 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 13520. | Sam (samoc9549) | 79.77 | 95.5% | 2023-11-16 |
| 13521. | Trincy (trainee1) | 79.76 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 13522. | Ruth (flirtatiouswizard) | 79.76 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 13523. | ErmaKeef (ermakeef) | 79.76 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13524. | Olav (thederpygod) | 79.76 | 94.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13525. | Omar (atrozyte) | 79.75 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 13526. | Allison (vllisunshine) | 79.75 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13527. | tungmoi (tungmoi) | 79.75 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 13528. | Adam (ayitsme) | 79.74 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 13529. | I12 (inot12) | 79.74 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 13530. | Timo (timoteaaaa) | 79.73 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 13531. | Will (smoothwillyd) | 79.73 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 13532. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 79.73 | 98% | 2017-03-10 |
| 13533. | Bacco (bacco_) | 79.73 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 13534. | Jeffrey (rhetoricalseal) | 79.73 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |