The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10756. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 87.79 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 10757. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 87.79 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 10758. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 87.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 10759. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 87.79 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 10760. | Daniel (maddan2016) | 87.78 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 10761. | Alan (senseichen) | 87.78 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 10762. | WatchedDog (watcheddog) | 87.78 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 10763. | hema (hemalata) | 87.78 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 10764. | Gee (gprs) | 87.78 | 92% | 2015-03-30 |
| 10765. | Steve (spahun13) | 87.78 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 10766. | Lindsey (lindsol14) | 87.77 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 10767. | John (tippytoe) | 87.77 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10768. | Erik (ish4) | 87.77 | 96% | 2016-05-14 |
| 10769. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 87.77 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 10770. | skate (skates) | 87.76 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 10771. | Banga (rockyt) | 87.76 | 97% | 2015-09-05 |
| 10772. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 87.75 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10773. | Johann (slugvibes) | 87.75 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 10774. | Theo (mewtish) | 87.75 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 10775. | Tictak (takuu) | 87.75 | 96% | 2013-04-22 |
| 10776. | Olav (thederpygod) | 87.75 | 95.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10777. | Blanket (michaelis105) | 87.74 | 93% | 2012-11-16 |
| 10778. | Héctor (hectoriano) | 87.74 | 96% | 2013-03-10 |
| 10779. | Matt (mattk) | 87.74 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 10780. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 87.73 | 95.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 10781. | Fresca (reifresca) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10782. | Micah (igneusmanus) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 10783. | colemak23342 (guddhist) | 87.73 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 10784. | Michael (generalcam) | 87.73 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 10785. | Siretu (siretu) | 87.73 | 96% | 2014-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |