See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11056. | Pavan (unstoppableforce96) | 78.86 | 96.4% | 2023-07-23 |
| 11057. | Do people have computers in... | 78.86 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11058. | Sagar (stacksagar) | 78.85 | 97% | 2024-08-27 |
| 11059. | Lariza (lariza) | 78.85 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11060. | Please use an appropriate n... | 78.85 | 94% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11061. | Jon (jonc5201) | 78.84 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 11062. | (splashernaut) | 78.84 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 11063. | gary (backjisceglia) | 78.84 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 11064. | Vivian (viviaaan) | 78.83 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11065. | Josh (bigpepp) | 78.83 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11066. | Sky (istartedplayingat60wpm) | 78.82 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 11067. | lam nguyen (lamgkasd) | 78.82 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 11068. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 78.82 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 11069. | Dev Chrysalis (unburnable) | 78.82 | 95% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11070. | alvin (alvingogo) | 78.82 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 11071. | Hugo (glaucon) | 78.82 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11072. | Michael (mickykebe) | 78.81 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 11073. | Jopjop18 (jopjop18) | 78.81 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 11074. | Wella (wella05) | 78.81 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11075. | Nom (thecrazymemelord) | 78.81 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11076. | Jose (nino1) | 78.81 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 11077. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 78.80 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 11078. | Crypto (cryptocalc_314) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11079. | Martine (martinee) | 78.80 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 11080. | Luca Guiga (ucalay) | 78.79 | 97% | 2025-03-11 |
| 11081. | viper (viper3315) | 78.79 | 100% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11082. | Ed- (edrenck) | 78.79 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11083. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11084. | Hieu (txhieu) | 78.79 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 11085. | DuaKarLoLipa (mochimishima) | 78.78 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |