The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8627. | Nicholas (nack2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8628. | goober (megumin00) | 90.99 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 8629. | Bling (noupdate) | 90.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8630. | April (aclockworkapril) | 90.98 | 93% | 2011-11-06 |
| 8631. | Jorge (gdgz) | 90.98 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8632. | Mike (atrulz) | 90.98 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 8633. | Justin (fluents) | 90.97 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 8634. | Austin (austinm525) | 90.97 | 95% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8635. | Gresham (0h_gresham) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8636. | hnnng (raezeri) | 90.97 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 8637. | ultim8f8 (ultim8f8) | 90.96 | 91% | 2012-01-11 |
| 8638. | Gorillax (gorillax4054) | 90.96 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
| 8639. | saltycrisp (asltycrisp) | 90.96 | 95.7% | 2024-12-20 |
| 8640. | Julius (jtrade) | 90.96 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 8641. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 90.96 | 97.2% | 2024-12-30 |
| 8642. | yang (yangtyper) | 90.96 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8643. | Z (austindoggie) | 90.95 | 92% | 2014-05-06 |
| 8644. | thecoolmonkey27 (thecoolmon... | 90.95 | 97.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 8645. | Danupong (danupong9) | 90.95 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
| 8646. | ććć (moyura) | 90.95 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 8647. | Dā“G (bruh_why_uxd) | 90.94 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8648. | Hey (groundhogs_are_cute) | 90.94 | 95% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8649. | awesomewin (awesomewin) | 90.94 | 97% | 2011-05-23 |
| 8650. | Karla (karlacolleen) | 90.94 | 96% | 2011-05-19 |
| 8651. | Nate (nateisaligator) | 90.93 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 8652. | Petr (bigbang1112) | 90.93 | 97.6% | 2024-01-19 |
| 8653. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.93 | 98.1% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8654. | Srivatsava (srivatsava) | 90.93 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8655. | Lol (dctrsavage) | 90.93 | 97.1% | 2024-04-04 |
| 8656. | Not Bragging (wafflefellow) | 90.93 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |