I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1703. | Egor (moccasama) | 91.61 | 96.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 1704. | Kysan (kysan_) | 91.57 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 1705. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 91.54 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 1706. | sg (sg27) | 91.53 | 98.3% | 2023-08-31 |
| 1707. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 91.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1708. | Raizen (raizou) | 91.52 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 1709. | Jarrod (jtrobinson1993) | 91.51 | 98% | 2024-12-31 |
| 1710. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 91.50 | 94.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1711. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 91.50 | 97.8% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1712. | Dale (typewritist11) | 91.49 | 97.1% | 2025-03-29 |
| 1713. | FP31 (fp31) | 91.49 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1714. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 91.49 | 97.4% | 2024-08-18 |
| 1715. | Someone (someonetyping) | 91.49 | 98.3% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1716. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 91.48 | 98.3% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1717. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 91.48 | 97.9% | 2024-06-04 |
| 1718. | na (nanaracer) | 91.45 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1719. | AtomArqa (atom_arqa) | 91.44 | 98% | 2024-09-14 |
| 1720. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 91.44 | 99.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 1721. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 91.43 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1722. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 91.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1723. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 91.37 | 96.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1724. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 91.37 | 96.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 1725. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 91.34 | 95.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1726. | Data (datainferno) | 91.33 | 95.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1727. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 91.33 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1728. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 91.32 | 96.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1729. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.32 | 99.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1730. | Griffin (girfster) | 91.32 | 96.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1731. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 91.31 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1732. | aj (peanut2004) | 91.31 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |