The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9834. | Jazz (disguy808) | 89.57 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9835. | Mr. (pokerface45) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 9836. | UwU (dolhpin) | 89.57 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9837. | Jony (pioka) | 89.57 | 92% | 2013-04-21 |
| 9838. | ajsonofjoe (ajsonofjoe) | 89.56 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9839. | Matthew (blazeblaz) | 89.56 | 93% | 2016-12-15 |
| 9840. | n0thing (kenr00t) | 89.56 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9841. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 89.56 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 9842. | Jim (turkeyfetish) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9843. | Alex (ficachi) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9844. | Maxwell (arkensol) | 89.56 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 9845. | yugo (kecman) | 89.56 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 9846. | blast (blastoff15) | 89.56 | 99% | 2019-10-29 |
| 9847. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9848. | 김택용 (bisu) | 89.55 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 9849. | Daniel (wontonwon) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9850. | canadavid1 (canadavid1) | 89.54 | 96.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9851. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.54 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 9852. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9853. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 89.54 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 9854. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9855. | Reko (rekoreko) | 89.54 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 9856. | Neil (verty) | 89.54 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 9857. | Ciprian (cippo) | 89.54 | 93% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9858. | svinfia (svinfia) | 89.53 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 9859. | Steve (scuzzy) | 89.53 | 93% | 2014-09-10 |
| 9860. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 89.53 | 89% | 2017-04-10 |
| 9861. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 89.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 9862. | Hung (hungbui081189) | 89.53 | 97% | 2013-05-17 |
| 9863. | arman_ferdous (arman_ferdous) | 89.52 | 97.9% | 2023-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |