I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14023. | Max (eyeseeem) | 79.11 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 14024. | Nic (arcanemachine) | 79.10 | 98.8% | 2024-09-14 |
| 14025. | alireza (alirezadavid) | 79.10 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 14026. | Peter (petejim) | 79.10 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14027. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 79.10 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 14028. | q4say (q4say) | 79.10 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 14029. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 79.09 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 14030. | Stephanie (sstephh) | 79.09 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 14031. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 79.09 | 97.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 14032. | sgbiscuits (snailzzy) | 79.09 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14033. | Rishi (cubicle5042) | 79.08 | 97.1% | 2025-04-28 |
| 14034. | Kvothe (relarkvothe) | 79.08 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 14035. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 79.08 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 14036. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 79.07 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 14037. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 79.07 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14038. | Anton (antonchigruuh009) | 79.07 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 14039. | Tim (phuc131) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 14040. | Caleb (theawesomer1) | 79.06 | 93% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14041. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 79.05 | 99% | 2025-03-07 |
| 14042. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 79.05 | 99% | 2021-09-24 |
| 14043. | vikalimo (anoba) | 79.05 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 14044. | Sevaeron (sevaeron) | 79.04 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 14045. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 79.04 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 14046. | colin (clownlin) | 79.04 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14047. | Anisur (anis_017) | 79.04 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 14048. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 79.04 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14049. | John (hummusaddict) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14050. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 79.03 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 14051. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 79.03 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14052. | Ranch (ranchie) | 79.03 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |