Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22470. | Chris (cripsballin) | 65.18 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 22471. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 65.18 | 92% | 2014-05-27 |
| 22472. | Rohit (rmguttal) | 65.18 | 97% | 2014-10-12 |
| 22473. | Clint (c_schaef) | 65.18 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 22474. | bordo (bordo_marjetica) | 65.18 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
| 22475. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 65.17 | 94% | 2021-03-29 |
| 22476. | waifu jacob (fakejacob) | 65.17 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 22477. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 22478. | Nam (namnl2706) | 65.17 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 22479. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 65.16 | 93% | 2012-10-25 |
| 22480. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 65.16 | 93.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22481. | Charles (druidmax) | 65.16 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 22482. | Stefan (zero2k) | 65.16 | 91% | 2013-03-15 |
| 22483. | diego (angelness) | 65.16 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 22484. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 65.16 | 96% | 2012-01-02 |
| 22485. | Steve (spahun13) | 65.16 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 22486. | Dima (zormik) | 65.15 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22487. | Hade (hadze7) | 65.15 | 89% | 2016-03-15 |
| 22488. | Brian (vance071) | 65.15 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 22489. | Need (need_for_qwerty) | 65.15 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 22490. | The (the_learning_savage) | 65.15 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 22491. | spiros (spiros_gal) | 65.15 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 22492. | Ronald (200275146) | 65.15 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 22493. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 65.15 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 22494. | Ankit (anky_96) | 65.15 | 92% | 2016-10-06 |
| 22495. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 65.15 | 95% | 2018-08-02 |
| 22496. | Jonah (ratio_plus_l) | 65.14 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 22497. | TreedoK (treedok) | 65.14 | 96.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 22498. | pugman (thepugpro) | 65.14 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 22499. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 65.14 | 94% | 2014-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |