Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38786. | RealG (gurleenkaurkesh) | 28.38 | 91% | 2015-10-24 |
| 38787. | DHARMENDRA (jaitley) | 28.38 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| 38788. | Yan (foolishman) | 28.37 | 90% | 2011-06-29 |
| 38789. | MOHSIN (mk9498001) | 28.36 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 38790. | Smartx (smartx) | 28.36 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 38791. | yash (yash03) | 28.35 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 38792. | taylor (severe) | 28.34 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 38793. | Naha's (naha_26) | 28.32 | 92% | 2021-08-28 |
| 38794. | GiveBread (give_da_bread) | 28.32 | 91% | 2021-01-03 |
| 38795. | dest13 (dest13) | 28.32 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 38796. | Lazykid (pussypoper) | 28.29 | 93% | 2018-10-05 |
| 38797. | M (markw3288) | 28.29 | 92% | 2022-03-09 |
| 38798. | SooRaJ (sooraj) | 28.29 | 91% | 2013-08-07 |
| 38799. | Valery (pavlov) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 38800. | Ricky (ricky) | 28.28 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 38801. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 28.27 | 94% | 2014-03-01 |
| 38802. | Jacob (thatguyjacob2) | 28.26 | 92.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 38803. | SO (suesuehello) | 28.25 | 91% | 2014-11-10 |
| 38804. | Noob (vong_sak) | 28.24 | 91% | 2021-09-23 |
| 38805. | Jessica (jessy123) | 28.23 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 38806. | Jack Lee (jacklee) | 28.23 | 92% | 2011-05-19 |
| 38807. | Areg (aregos) | 28.21 | 94% | 2022-11-25 |
| 38808. | Chris (xristobit) | 28.21 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 38809. | Aldi (aldi1200) | 28.21 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 38810. | real (realsteel) | 28.19 | 93% | 2012-01-18 |
| 38811. | Bunta_fujiwara86 (hachi_rok... | 28.17 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
| 38812. | Rio (riomz) | 28.16 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
| 38813. | kaleb (ison) | 28.16 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 38814. | fred (walker) | 28.15 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 38815. | deepak (fireyfingers) | 28.14 | 93% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |