I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11326. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 81.83 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11327. | Esh (esh_y) | 81.82 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 11328. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 81.82 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11329. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 81.82 | 100% | 2023-08-27 |
| 11330. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 11331. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 81.81 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11332. | Dennis (killcho) | 81.80 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 11333. | uartimtyp (uartimcs) | 81.80 | 98.7% | 2024-07-27 |
| 11334. | J (iateyourcookies) | 81.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11335. | HSL (dlgustn402) | 81.79 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 11336. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 81.79 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 11337. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11338. | Justin (bbbruhh) | 81.78 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 11339. | Jon (jonpls) | 81.78 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 11340. | Heol (cryptofu) | 81.78 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 11341. | mo (ceiba) | 81.78 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 11342. | Myron (deqofficial) | 81.77 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 11343. | Yash (thanosyash) | 81.77 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11344. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 81.77 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11345. | Sereces (sereces) | 81.77 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11346. | Ken (keni98) | 81.77 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 11347. | Romi (romino) | 81.77 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11348. | hihi (kareka_) | 81.76 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 11349. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 81.76 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 11350. | Taradiddle (taradiddle) | 81.76 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 11351. | Salttynooooodles (salttynoo... | 81.76 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11352. | Breanna (bjr7) | 81.76 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 11353. | Karn (endoski) | 81.76 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 11354. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 81.75 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11355. | Sumit (sysoutme) | 81.74 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |