So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31929. | Diego (darp) | 49.55 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 31930. | hua (flowersoya) | 49.54 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 31931. | Binod (ggbinod) | 49.54 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 31932. | Jason (jasonbourne) | 49.54 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 31933. | Shadow (monkey_d_shadow) | 49.54 | 92% | 2011-05-10 |
| 31934. | JueyZ (jueyz) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 31935. | Daniel (aldrnari) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 31936. | Tady (concernednecron) | 49.53 | 92% | 2022-05-08 |
| 31937. | Kage (jgkage) | 49.53 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 31938. | Ronnel (ronnel012188) | 49.53 | 93% | 2013-01-21 |
| 31939. | Matthias (_matthias_) | 49.52 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 31940. | Gangland (zavedahmadca707) | 49.52 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 31941. | Joel (joelhawkgaming) | 49.52 | 91% | 2014-01-26 |
| 31942. | Tina (baketd1) | 49.52 | 85% | 2014-06-04 |
| 31943. | Punctual (punctual) | 49.52 | 96% | 2011-07-16 |
| 31944. | Boris (borix) | 49.52 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 31945. | vijender (thakurvijendar) | 49.51 | 89% | 2015-03-27 |
| 31946. | Tareq (tareq_2007) | 49.51 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 31947. | Hussam (hussam1981) | 49.51 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 31948. | zrvrwreweds (zoriswar) | 49.50 | 92% | 2015-12-14 |
| 31949. | Anuj (anujkaul86) | 49.50 | 89% | 2011-06-21 |
| 31950. | Pieter Jelle (pieterjelle) | 49.50 | 94% | 2019-01-10 |
| 31951. | z (zzallin) | 49.50 | 95% | 2023-04-28 |
| 31952. | Kristjan (weedfromspace) | 49.50 | 93% | 2020-04-04 |
| 31953. | Brian (bdanlewis) | 49.50 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
| 31954. | Usama (usamajatala) | 49.49 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 31955. | Recai (tekci_reco) | 49.49 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 31956. | Nekocord (nekocord) | 49.49 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 31957. | Toby (tobytse99) | 49.49 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 31958. | seabass (sebasawesome) | 49.49 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |