Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2438. | trooper4907 (trooper4907) | 81.31 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 2439. | Adimas (frostyslr) | 81.30 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2440. | M (myles_jb) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 2441. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 81.28 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2442. | Emma (tragical) | 81.27 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2443. | Brendan (pascuabrendan) | 81.27 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2444. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 81.26 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2445. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 81.25 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2446. | Emil (killer150398) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2447. | (colemack) | 81.25 | 94% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2448. | Mikkel (mikkehl) | 81.24 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2449. | yooooooongi (utlyoongs) | 81.23 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2450. | Zachary (alphabics) | 81.22 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2451. | breanna (bjr9955) | 81.18 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
| 2452. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 81.17 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2453. | James (jamesyeer) | 81.17 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2454. | Brad (thaboggla) | 81.16 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2455. | Emiel (meastro) | 81.15 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 2456. | Antony (antonleghost) | 81.15 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2457. | a (bobdillabob) | 81.15 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2458. | IFo Hancroft (ifohancroft) | 81.13 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 2459. | Igor (bigloser3) | 81.12 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2460. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 81.12 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2461. | Missy (lovelydy) | 81.12 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2462. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 81.11 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 2463. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 81.11 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2464. | Maciej (thasobot) | 81.10 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2465. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 81.09 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2466. | Migs (amsc) | 81.09 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 2467. | Organic (darylbu) | 81.09 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |