What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1089. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1090. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 87.75 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1091. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 87.73 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1092. | santiago (santi2343) | 87.72 | 95% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1093. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 87.72 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1094. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 87.71 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1095. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 87.68 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1096. | Brandon (bwen_wen) | 87.68 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1097. | Bruce (milothatch) | 87.62 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1098. | Person (relearner) | 87.60 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1099. | Marvin (hasteful) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1100. | Mossball (mossball) | 87.59 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1101. | Tree (muiye2) | 87.58 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1102. | Willie (paiswillie) | 87.57 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1103. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 87.45 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 1104. | iHeal (iheal) | 87.40 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1105. | Brad (thaboggla) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1106. | Bagus (asparagoes) | 87.39 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1107. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 87.38 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1108. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1109. | Bleh (entropian) | 87.34 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1110. | KW (kiawa88) | 87.33 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1111. | Erson (ecmacatangay) | 87.29 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 1112. | Michael (michaelhau) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1113. | Daniel (manheek) | 87.23 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1114. | bob (absowute) | 87.22 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1115. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 87.22 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1116. | Test (qwertzftw) | 87.20 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1117. | DeeFly (deefly) | 87.20 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1118. | Ysabelle (stellarosatita) | 87.19 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
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| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |