The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11985. | MaName (fastest_man_alive) | 96.77 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 11986. | Johann (james_the_6) | 96.77 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11987. | Michael (tricky_01) | 96.77 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 11988. | Rafaella (strandash) | 96.77 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 11989. | Harry (harrybartcheeks) | 96.77 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11990. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 96.77 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11991. | Daniel (h2opolosda) | 96.77 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
| 11992. | Ai (aibah) | 96.76 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11993. | Felix (fg123) | 96.76 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 11994. | Bluem (7jcs) | 96.76 | 100% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11995. | Yoo (harmony_card) | 96.76 | 92% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11996. | Just (gr33nk3ys) | 96.75 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11997. | Troy (troyvimala) | 96.75 | 91% | 2015-06-04 |
| 11998. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 96.75 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11999. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 96.75 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 12000. | Bhindi! :P (crickabhi1) | 96.75 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 12001. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 12002. | qweqwe (qweu) | 96.74 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12003. | Brad (thaboggla) | 96.74 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 12004. | Meg (megsm07) | 96.74 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 12005. | Katsuobushy (katsuobushy) | 96.73 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 12006. | Mark (markieisfast) | 96.73 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12007. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 96.73 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 12008. | Zilong (zhziong) | 96.73 | 97% | 2015-02-02 |
| 12009. | Corey (exit2stageleft) | 96.73 | 97% | 2012-06-27 |
| 12010. | Bird (rockarmy) | 96.73 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 12011. | Eve (mach_5) | 96.72 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 12012. | Joel (easynoob) | 96.72 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 12013. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 96.72 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 12014. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 96.72 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |