The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33320. | Damian (bigsweat) | 59.76 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 33321. | JacobHenne (jacobhenne) | 59.76 | 96.1% | 2024-10-27 |
| 33322. | MAN CITY (emmanuel_boamah) | 59.76 | 96.6% | 2025-04-28 |
| 33323. | Jai (z3phyr21) | 59.76 | 93% | 2024-07-05 |
| 33324. | Ani (tyud0s) | 59.76 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 33325. | Ernest Enad (its_nad) | 59.76 | 94% | 2023-12-01 |
| 33326. | Franz (franzthemanzkafka) | 59.76 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 33327. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 59.76 | 87% | 2015-06-01 |
| 33328. | Mayank (minkk777) | 59.75 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 33329. | Keenan (kunairz) | 59.75 | 95.9% | 2025-05-29 |
| 33330. | Alex (curzuv) | 59.75 | 99% | 2024-04-01 |
| 33331. | Akash gardas (akash932) | 59.75 | 95.6% | 2024-03-04 |
| 33332. | asgfd (akjghaf) | 59.75 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 33333. | Abdul-Qayyum (qayyax24) | 59.75 | 95% | 2025-04-25 |
| 33334. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 59.75 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 33335. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.75 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 33336. | typology (typologia) | 59.74 | 96.8% | 2025-05-22 |
| 33337. | Angel (cyclomos) | 59.74 | 95.2% | 2025-04-26 |
| 33338. | Sasuke Uchiha (sasuke9807) | 59.74 | 97% | 2024-06-06 |
| 33339. | mjafaar (mustaffa) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 33340. | Kappa (rabbit_racer) | 59.74 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 33341. | Daniel (quaque) | 59.74 | 97.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 33342. | Passenger (quazetiq) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-01-02 |
| 33343. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 59.74 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 33344. | kamidogu (kamidogu) | 59.74 | 97.4% | 2023-11-17 |
| 33345. | Mark (texasranger) | 59.74 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
| 33346. | Sadique (zues_op) | 59.73 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 33347. | Zack (poprose) | 59.73 | 95% | 2024-08-28 |
| 33348. | Jimmy bill bob (jimmybillbob) | 59.73 | 93% | 2024-05-02 |
| 33349. | Jan (bover) | 59.73 | 96% | 2024-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |