I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6239. | PringlesDude (pringlesdudeyt) | 97.41 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6240. | Nathan (nateloveyou) | 97.41 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 6241. | Ty (zjwei) | 97.40 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 6242. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 97.40 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 6243. | Jay (jdpthota) | 97.40 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6244. | pillow (poppinpillow) | 97.39 | 95% | 2025-08-31 |
| 6245. | Mike (lalalol5) | 97.39 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 6246. | Jerry (gothamsonlyhope) | 97.39 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 6247. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 97.39 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 6248. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.39 | 96.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6249. | Adam (aaadamaa) | 97.39 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 6250. | McQueen (serxhopetlla) | 97.38 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 6251. | Bob scrub (nanoburst1) | 97.38 | 96% | 2024-01-23 |
| 6252. | Jason (illinifnj4) | 97.38 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 6253. | noot (noot_noot) | 97.38 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 6254. | symeon (sym219) | 97.38 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 6255. | Taejas (taejas) | 97.37 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6256. | fullmoon_deep (fullmoondeep) | 97.37 | 99% | 2025-10-27 |
| 6257. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 97.37 | 97.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 6258. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 97.37 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 6259. | °µ (xaniac11) | 97.37 | 98% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6260. | Lex (lexlexlex) | 97.37 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6261. | erik33 (erikluvsbri) | 97.36 | 94.9% | 2024-08-27 |
| 6262. | Donut (donutphan) | 97.36 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 6263. | John (panomics) | 97.36 | 98% | 2024-03-06 |
| 6264. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 97.36 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 6265. | kmn (trial_mn) | 97.36 | 98.3% | 2024-04-16 |
| 6266. | few (foewijlsdk) | 97.35 | 97% | 2024-01-04 |
| 6267. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.35 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 6268. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 97.35 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |