And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1908. | writer (spidertips) | 128.73 | 100% | 2023-07-22 |
| 1909. | ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃... | 128.72 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 1910. | Alan (niteharte) | 128.71 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 1911. | Matthew (mhhuang) | 128.71 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1912. | Josh (joshmankey7) | 128.71 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 1913. | Zaron (noraz123) | 128.71 | 98% | 2016-06-05 |
| 1914. | Noemi (noemi2) | 128.69 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 1915. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 128.69 | 98.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1916. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 128.69 | 100% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1917. | Sarah (sara_g) | 128.68 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 1918. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 128.68 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 1919. | Methan (camoka5) | 128.67 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 1920. | Otto (otto123) | 128.66 | 97.1% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1921. | Roy (guyming) | 128.65 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 1922. | Toby (tobymao) | 128.65 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 1923. | Andy (wc_proteus) | 128.64 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 1924. | Matthew (matthewarous) | 128.63 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 1925. | TheArchAngel (thearchangel) | 128.63 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
| 1926. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 128.63 | 98.1% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1927. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 128.62 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 1928. | Jesse (zimio2) | 128.62 | 94% | 2012-10-24 |
| 1929. | (filth001) | 128.62 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 1930. | Evan (sibbywoot) | 128.61 | 98% | 2014-12-28 |
| 1931. | Brux (bruxsc) | 128.60 | 97% | 2017-02-22 |
| 1932. | Perry (aznbooy) | 128.56 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1933. | Nick (xcelerate2) | 128.55 | 98% | 2013-08-08 |
| 1934. | SUNSHINEEEEE (sunshinee) | 128.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 1935. | semimak (idimoku) | 128.54 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1936. | s1ck (dontquitraces) | 128.53 | 99% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1937. | Davx_d (davx_d) | 128.52 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |