And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3832. | praks (praks01) | 117.42 | 99.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 3833. | aerora (imqyuu) | 117.42 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3834. | Euwern (euwerneese) | 117.42 | 98.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 3835. | occi (occi) | 117.41 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3836. | Egrodo (egrodo) | 117.40 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3837. | LABUBU_APOCALYPSE¯\_(ツ)_... | 117.39 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 3838. | Shanks (abracashanksa) | 117.38 | 99% | 2014-09-20 |
| 3839. | I (willsvikki) | 117.37 | 99% | 2011-05-16 |
| 3840. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 117.37 | 100% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3841. | (elijahmercado2531) | 117.36 | 98.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 3842. | Matthew (watkins7) | 117.34 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 3843. | John (susissus) | 117.34 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 3844. | Twitch.tv/Skibity (tyler_he... | 117.33 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 3845. | hotdogdraven69 (mastership2) | 117.33 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 3846. | Jamie (rium10) | 117.33 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3847. | Elijah (elijah0100) | 117.33 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 3848. | w (wonton2) | 117.32 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 3849. | Thom (twcus) | 117.32 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 3850. | Andy (adc4392) | 117.32 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 3851. | Teresa (terribear) | 117.32 | 96% | 2012-05-28 |
| 3852. | wilky (flamowox) | 117.31 | 100% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3853. | Sam (clubsammich) | 117.30 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 3854. | Matt (keedz) | 117.29 | 97% | 2012-09-21 |
| 3855. | Trankerlicer 4 fingers. (pa... | 117.29 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 3856. | Teru (carlosott) | 117.28 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 3857. | test (testuser6655) | 117.28 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 3858. | Spencer (55penst) | 117.27 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 3859. | Erin (azrn) | 117.27 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 3860. | noquit (blusteve) | 117.27 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
| 3861. | RIP Byron (charlielawl) | 117.26 | 86% | 2012-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |