Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4091. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 57.66 | 94% | 2018-03-20 |
| 4092. | Andy (lyandy10) | 57.64 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4093. | Joy (joy_1) | 57.64 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4094. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 57.63 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4095. | koen (chromoplast) | 57.62 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4096. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4097. | pege (pege) | 57.57 | 95% | 2019-04-21 |
| 4098. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 4099. | Andrew (andrewmosey) | 57.55 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4100. | Not (itskahn) | 57.55 | 93% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4101. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 57.55 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4102. | Ivan (aivan2) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 4103. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 57.49 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4104. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 57.49 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4105. | switch^J (leopardtoast) | 57.48 | 93% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4106. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 57.45 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4107. | Kry (tenzzi) | 57.44 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4108. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 57.42 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4109. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 57.41 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4110. | Please use an appropriate n... | 57.40 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4111. | John (jodo3) | 57.39 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4112. | Finn (finnjo) | 57.39 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 4113. | Tre (guysy) | 57.36 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4114. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 57.35 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4115. | Billy John (dooz) | 57.35 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4116. | raptor (realitycheck) | 57.34 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
| 4117. | Patrick (pshortt) | 57.30 | 94% | 2018-10-06 |
| 4118. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 57.30 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4119. | Ricel (ricel) | 57.29 | 93% | 2018-11-28 |
| 4120. | Hello (ausyaus00) | 57.29 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |