Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2671. | Pancakeeee\(≧▽≦)/ (pa... | 94.82 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2672. | jai (predator726) | 94.81 | 97.6% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2673. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 94.81 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2674. | Simi (simandrei) | 94.80 | 98.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2675. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 94.80 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 2676. | Slenex (slenex) | 94.79 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 2677. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 94.79 | 99.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 2678. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 94.78 | 97.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2679. | pink (pinkishot_) | 94.77 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2680. | Zab (zab123) | 94.77 | 97.1% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2681. | Big (bigbander) | 94.77 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2682. | loc (loctheog) | 94.76 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2683. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 94.76 | 98% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2684. | ariel (arielllllll) | 94.75 | 96% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2685. | Jacob (jacobtypewritermcgee) | 94.74 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2686. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2687. | temazh (temazh) | 94.73 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 2688. | Timothy Lin (20timolimo08) | 94.73 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2689. | SoundSpeed (feetyboyfeetyboy) | 94.73 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 2690. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 94.72 | 98.6% | 2024-09-30 |
| 2691. | lazykotaa (lazykotaa) | 94.72 | 96% | 2023-11-15 |
| 2692. | Adocys (adocys) | 94.71 | 96.6% | 2024-04-23 |
| 2693. | snepsnop (snepsnop) | 94.70 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2694. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 94.70 | 97.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 2695. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 94.69 | 97.3% | 2024-05-16 |
| 2696. | Ante (ld77) | 94.69 | 99% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2697. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 94.68 | 97.8% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2698. | Braeden (breadboimccroy) | 94.66 | 97.3% | 2024-11-17 |
| 2699. | musratte (musratte) | 94.65 | 96% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2700. | Eric (flowscythe) | 94.63 | 95% | 2025-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |