The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2319. | HHKBest (jywh91) | 115.42 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 2320. | તોફાની કા... | 115.42 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 2321. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 115.41 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 2322. | (nonquit44) | 115.41 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 2323. | Otávio (stridoca) | 115.41 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 2324. | Whelps (whelps) | 115.40 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 2325. | hejukaza (hejukaza) | 115.40 | 99% | 2022-01-04 |
| 2326. | BORN_LOSER (someone_who_nee... | 115.40 | 99.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 2327. | Sami (samitariq94) | 115.39 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2328. | Priscilla (simplyscience) | 115.39 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 2329. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 115.39 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2330. | Dallas (xego) | 115.38 | 98.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2331. | Devon (devenski) | 115.38 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2332. | Zero (0gundam) | 115.38 | 95% | 2014-06-29 |
| 2333. | Dany (danypell) | 115.38 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 2334. | Eric (ek81) | 115.38 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 2335. | Stelios (stelioskas) | 115.36 | 98.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 2336. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 115.36 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 2337. | Smudge (cuteboi) | 115.36 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 2338. | Kyle (supkylejohnson) | 115.36 | 99% | 2015-02-18 |
| 2339. | Nicolas (nickneault) | 115.35 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
| 2340. | Nite (wallawallaballa) | 115.34 | 94% | 2011-10-20 |
| 2341. | Qi (whathaha3) | 115.33 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 2342. | Salmon (pillowend) | 115.33 | 98.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 2343. | (dragusprime) | 115.33 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 2344. | Labefacto (labefactoincognito) | 115.33 | 96% | 2012-09-21 |
| 2345. | Ryan (ylfrettub) | 115.33 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 2346. | sweetums (blush) | 115.32 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 2347. | Austin (tbhys) | 115.30 | 96% | 2014-05-19 |
| 2348. | Shiney (shineyy) | 115.29 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |