So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31463. | Justin (jus7in7) | 49.79 | 90% | 2017-02-12 |
| 31464. | jessica (jessi) | 49.79 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 31465. | TornaxO7 (tornax) | 49.78 | 93% | 2021-12-01 |
| 31466. | FireTruck (_zzzz_) | 49.78 | 95% | 2015-05-19 |
| 31467. | Luis (luisalbertoh) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 31468. | karim (harake_97) | 49.78 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 31469. | TJ (_tj09) | 49.78 | 93% | 2022-05-22 |
| 31470. | tu (turobin) | 49.78 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 31471. | prantoy (prantoy) | 49.78 | 92% | 2014-12-31 |
| 31472. | The (grin) | 49.78 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 31473. | elver (noob143) | 49.77 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 31474. | Ron (iliketyping) | 49.77 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 31475. | Mun (nandarustam) | 49.77 | 90% | 2011-09-15 |
| 31476. | Ojas (ojas) | 49.77 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 31477. | Lewis (the_mysterium) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-07-24 |
| 31478. | NoeKenyGayre (lazyeye) | 49.76 | 89% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31479. | bluballoon (bluballoon) | 49.75 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 31480. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 49.75 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 31481. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 49.75 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 31482. | sothea (sothea9) | 49.75 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31483. | kaanandac (kaanandac) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-11-22 |
| 31484. | Rafa (techzin) | 49.75 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 31485. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 49.75 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 31486. | khawar (tehseennaz) | 49.75 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 31487. | Angel (plwh) | 49.75 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 31488. | Wouter (wilesc0) | 49.74 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 31489. | Kermilian Nguyen (kermilian... | 49.74 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 31490. | Derrel (pakler123) | 49.74 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
| 31491. | Binup (binuptheindian) | 49.74 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 31492. | phil (phil1) | 49.74 | 92% | 2012-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |