So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24103. | Edge (edgelao) | 62.09 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 24104. | dalouis77 (dalouis77) | 62.09 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 24105. | cao (caotienthong1990) | 62.09 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 24106. | watson (mothmanisreal) | 62.08 | 94% | 2023-08-24 |
| 24107. | Ashley (ashtastic) | 62.08 | 95% | 2018-11-24 |
| 24108. | Ryan (ryanbrwr) | 62.08 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 24109. | Advait (amwal) | 62.08 | 95% | 2020-09-13 |
| 24110. | raven (mr_raven) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24111. | Juan (juan_mo) | 62.08 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 24112. | Katalin (manelly) | 62.08 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 24113. | Soeying (soeying) | 62.08 | 96% | 2013-03-18 |
| 24114. | Jack (barthello) | 62.08 | 85% | 2012-12-12 |
| 24115. | themeaningofluff (themeanin... | 62.08 | 89% | 2015-01-16 |
| 24116. | Joey (jmschrum) | 62.07 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 24117. | Rija (deedee) | 62.07 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 24118. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 24119. | Glen (alabaster45) | 62.06 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 24120. | Mac (justmac) | 62.06 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 24121. | andrew (duncan01) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24122. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 24123. | Arturo (techxnique) | 62.06 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24124. | cowboy (cowboy1) | 62.06 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 24125. | bogits (carmencopper) | 62.06 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 24126. | Jimmy (jimmy10hands) | 62.05 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24127. | Han-Yi (Robert) (robert13224) | 62.05 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 24128. | John (brodros) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 24129. | Ethan (ethanwander) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24130. | Alex (someone1) | 62.05 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 24131. | stephanie (steph17) | 62.05 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 24132. | tyler (jackie_chan) | 62.05 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |