The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2054. | melanie (melanie2525) | 117.15 | 99% | 2014-11-02 |
| 2055. | Henrique (hqkrieger) | 117.14 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 2056. | Timoooo (timooo) | 117.13 | 92% | 2016-02-12 |
| 2057. | frank (fastfingersfrank) | 117.13 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
| 2058. | dlrkdus (dlrkdus) | 117.13 | 96% | 2011-08-22 |
| 2059. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 117.12 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 2060. | Hawky (itshawky) | 117.11 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2061. | Abelardo (abel2b) | 117.10 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2062. | Steve (steveak) | 117.09 | 92% | 2012-07-17 |
| 2063. | Shaun (elterrible) | 117.09 | 98% | 2015-05-11 |
| 2064. | Jerry (sylvos) | 117.08 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 2065. | Steve (haxmatix) | 117.07 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 2066. | Lucas (lux0sz) | 117.07 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2067. | Emile (mrelussive) | 117.07 | 96% | 2014-03-01 |
| 2068. | training (eyjoy) | 117.07 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 2069. | Jire (canownueasy) | 117.07 | 93% | 2013-07-06 |
| 2070. | Wave (waveclipping) | 117.06 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 2071. | techwiz (techwiz) | 117.06 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 2072. | Alex (zackron) | 117.06 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 2073. | Manu (bryankidd) | 117.06 | 97% | 2011-10-02 |
| 2074. | Alasdair (coolmanic) | 117.05 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2075. | Kyle (cecil1402) | 117.05 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 2076. | Kykro (kykro) | 117.04 | 96% | 2014-02-25 |
| 2077. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 117.04 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2078. | Coltaine (aflickering) | 117.04 | 94% | 2011-10-23 |
| 2079. | Heinz (diedich) | 117.04 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2080. | Brian (brianma) | 117.03 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 2081. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 117.02 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 2082. | Brett (charliechingus) | 117.02 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2083. | J W (jwdvorak) | 117.02 | 99% | 2011-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |