Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3482. | Christian (cgdiaz) | 89.10 | 95% | 2025-03-31 |
| 3483. | Mark (geronimus) | 89.07 | 97% | 2025-08-03 |
| 3484. | raymond (raymondstance) | 89.07 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3485. | Sho (shonadem25) | 89.07 | 99.1% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3486. | klungs (klungs) | 89.07 | 96.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3487. | Alex (xandero) | 89.05 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3488. | shawn (shawnddawg) | 89.03 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 3489. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 89.02 | 98.6% | 2023-07-13 |
| 3490. | Ashley (ashnicole4) | 89.02 | 99% | 2024-02-16 |
| 3491. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 89.02 | 98.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3492. | FA KIN CUN (justwewe) | 89.02 | 96% | 2025-06-14 |
| 3493. | Jahan (jahanrahman1) | 89.01 | 98.6% | 2024-05-01 |
| 3494. | Dan (typheratrix) | 89.01 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 3495. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 89.00 | 96% | 2024-01-03 |
| 3496. | Ed (klye32) | 88.98 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 3497. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 88.96 | 96.8% | 2024-04-23 |
| 3498. | Marius (techdifics12) | 88.94 | 96% | 2024-08-18 |
| 3499. | sean (spiru) | 88.93 | 95.1% | 2024-07-07 |
| 3500. | Oleg (ciznot) | 88.92 | 98.6% | 2024-10-21 |
| 3501. | Rok (epic_rocks) | 88.91 | 96.1% | 2024-03-06 |
| 3502. | Anna Im Slow Anna (slowanna) | 88.88 | 99% | 2024-02-27 |
| 3503. | Sum41 Enjoyer (alt_ctrl_def... | 88.87 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 3504. | Robert (typeson) | 88.86 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| 3505. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 88.85 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 3506. | Nam (nambct) | 88.85 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 3507. | Bob (bobmathers) | 88.83 | 98% | 2023-12-10 |
| 3508. | YY_un (yy_un) | 88.78 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3509. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 88.78 | 99% | 2025-10-17 |
| 3510. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 88.77 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3511. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 88.76 | 99.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |