I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13998. | Alex (ninjaboypt) | 77.63 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 13999. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 77.63 | 99% | 2016-06-23 |
| 14000. | Taylor (taylor15) | 77.63 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 14001. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 77.63 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 14002. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 77.63 | 97% | 2014-07-26 |
| 14003. | Nabil (shamglad1) | 77.62 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14004. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 77.62 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 14005. | Rafael (rafaelopz) | 77.62 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 14006. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 77.62 | 94% | 2012-05-02 |
| 14007. | James (beatnik307) | 77.62 | 100% | 2014-10-27 |
| 14008. | harderegn (harderegn) | 77.61 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 14009. | Nadav (nadav123) | 77.61 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 14010. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 77.61 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
| 14011. | Erik (boomfist) | 77.61 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 14012. | Lilly (gyongyvirag) | 77.61 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 14013. | Tina (teenytina) | 77.61 | 92% | 2012-09-07 |
| 14014. | Beth (beth16123) | 77.60 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 14015. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 77.60 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 14016. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 77.60 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14017. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 77.60 | 90% | 2015-01-03 |
| 14018. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 77.60 | 90% | 2012-12-18 |
| 14019. | Guus (mr_leepel_) | 77.59 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14020. | NGONO (mnae) | 77.59 | 97.9% | 2023-10-21 |
| 14021. | Quan (quandool) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 14022. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 77.59 | 91% | 2011-09-14 |
| 14023. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 77.59 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
| 14024. | foo (amazon10x) | 77.58 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 14025. | Jarell (lerajf) | 77.58 | 92% | 2014-08-15 |
| 14026. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 14027. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 77.58 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |