The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15729. | Jason (tevex) | 78.52 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 15730. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 78.52 | 92% | 2013-06-11 |
| 15731. | hashed (hashed) | 78.52 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15732. | D (d_4biden1) | 78.52 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 15733. | lana (lanalynn) | 78.52 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
| 15734. | Robert (ventril) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 15735. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 78.51 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 15736. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 78.51 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 15737. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 78.51 | 92% | 2014-02-03 |
| 15738. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 15739. | Paul (polpolpol) | 78.50 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 15740. | Karim (dirtytowel) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 15741. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15742. | Jim (etctoolazy) | 78.50 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15743. | milluki (milluki) | 78.50 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 15744. | Ginevra (ginevra) | 78.50 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| 15745. | Ray (teraa) | 78.49 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15746. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 78.49 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 15747. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 78.49 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 15748. | S (gingg) | 78.49 | 99% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15749. | Lauren (lwilli5692) | 78.49 | 86% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15750. | Evildark (evildarkown) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 15751. | Sangmin (aaa2f2) | 78.49 | 97% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15752. | Frischi (frischi) | 78.49 | 95% | 2011-08-06 |
| 15753. | slim (fivefour) | 78.49 | 89% | 2015-12-12 |
| 15754. | Bach (bachn) | 78.48 | 93% | 2012-05-11 |
| 15755. | Ken (netski1400) | 78.48 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 15756. | Jan (yentzeg) | 78.48 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15757. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 78.48 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 15758. | Leah (leahlimcangco) | 78.48 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |