As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10356. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 10357. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 82.90 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 10358. | abhishek (abk_k) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-08-21 |
| 10359. | David (quac) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10360. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 82.88 | 96.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 10361. | daniel (daniel8028) | 82.88 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 10362. | me_irl (powderer) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 10363. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 82.87 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 10364. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 82.87 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10365. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.87 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 10366. | Liammm (li4mmm) | 82.87 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10367. | Jetskii (jetskiisan) | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10368. | school (modernmarauder) | 82.87 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 10369. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 10370. | JV (jibs12) | 82.86 | 97.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10371. | Missy (lovelydy) | 82.86 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 10372. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.85 | 94% | 2017-02-12 |
| 10373. | Salad (saladspoon) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10374. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 82.85 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 10375. | FIveyyy (lufyyy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10376. | Seth (purolium) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10377. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 82.85 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10378. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 82.85 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10379. | neil (revelation2439) | 82.85 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 10380. | Jovenska (jovenskaevania) | 82.84 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 10381. | Paul (paulacus) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10382. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.83 | 97.1% | 2025-05-19 |
| 10383. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 82.83 | 96% | 2016-07-18 |
| 10384. | Eli (leeleebaguette) | 82.82 | 96.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 10385. | Jacob (jacobmahaffey9) | 82.82 | 95.7% | 2024-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |