So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19993. | david (davie04) | 68.57 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19994. | Kevin (klm242) | 68.57 | 94% | 2011-06-18 |
| 19995. | Adam (a_jensen) | 68.57 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 19996. | Aleksi (syderer) | 68.57 | 95% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19997. | Ana (nanerkins) | 68.57 | 90% | 2011-08-07 |
| 19998. | Johny (johny96) | 68.57 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 19999. | Jeff (jeffreyl) | 68.57 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 20000. | _Carly_ (__carly__) | 68.57 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 20001. | Michael (applejack42) | 68.56 | 91% | 2017-05-22 |
| 20002. | Amitay (amitayd) | 68.56 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 20003. | Mostafah (mosty295) | 68.55 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 20004. | imthomasking (imthomasking) | 68.55 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 20005. | Peener (peener420) | 68.55 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 20006. | Cody (sunk_c0st) | 68.55 | 92% | 2014-10-24 |
| 20007. | zahirshah (zahirshah200@yah... | 68.55 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 20008. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 68.55 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 20009. | KoSak (kosak) | 68.54 | 93% | 2014-09-23 |
| 20010. | Temirlan (teamskiy) | 68.54 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 20011. | Navia (navia) | 68.54 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 20012. | luffy13 (luffy13) | 68.54 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 20013. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 68.53 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 20014. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 68.53 | 91% | 2015-12-07 |
| 20015. | Drew (dr3w) | 68.53 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 20016. | Dép (deplao) | 68.53 | 94% | 2014-10-24 |
| 20017. | Ian (shadowstorm) | 68.53 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 20018. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 68.53 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 20019. | Delicacy (delicacy_) | 68.52 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 20020. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 20021. | Please use an appropriate n... | 68.52 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20022. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 68.52 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |