The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7697. | thangerines (thangerines) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7698. | bo (biznessmun) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 7699. | Jonathan (joniss) | 94.49 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 7700. | Timothy (tmdurey) | 94.48 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 7701. | Arthur (atseng1729) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 7702. | Jake (jasala) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7703. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 94.48 | 92% | 2017-01-10 |
| 7704. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.48 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 7705. | iBringDaLULZ (ibringdalulzz) | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-06-09 |
| 7706. | quirino (codeforces) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7707. | aman (amanostrich) | 94.47 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 7708. | Hans (geohans41) | 94.47 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 7709. | lucky (luckyidonline) | 94.46 | 96.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7710. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 94.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7711. | Ami (amivu) | 94.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 7712. | peter (mazzmos) | 94.46 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 7713. | Taco (tacobandit) | 94.45 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 7714. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 94.45 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 7715. | zat (teacup) | 94.45 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 7716. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7717. | dbatac (dbatac) | 94.44 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7718. | lae (laenahtan) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 7719. | Meg (mgos23) | 94.44 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 7720. | oreo (e00d) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7721. | Bias R2 w/ CRP Tulip (nnaco... | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7722. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 94.43 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
| 7723. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.43 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 7724. | °Harvéy Ả.™ (harvey_... | 94.43 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 7725. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 7726. | dimwit (dimwit7) | 94.41 | 98.1% | 2023-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |