So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9833. | (marswork) | 85.52 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9834. | (angrathar) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
| 9835. | (ragtag) | 85.51 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 9836. | (apilak) | 85.51 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 9837. | (palfuzonk) | 85.51 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
| 9838. | No one (howardog0707) | 85.51 | 90% | 2011-12-30 |
| 9839. | (dwaxe) | 85.51 | 90% | 2012-03-07 |
| 9840. | David (doctor55) | 85.51 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
| 9841. | (digags) | 85.51 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 9842. | (revengepug) | 85.50 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9843. | (fritter17) | 85.50 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 9844. | (azureflash) | 85.50 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 9845. | (ragingkeys) | 85.50 | 98% | 2015-08-18 |
| 9846. | (practicegb) | 85.50 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 9847. | (omar91089) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
| 9848. | (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 9849. | (sidcode) | 85.49 | 96% | 2015-03-14 |
| 9850. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9851. | (ivantoodope) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 9852. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 9853. | (kezmer) | 85.49 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9854. | (touchtypepracticer69) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 9855. | Tim (timcoe1) | 85.49 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 9856. | (jajajeremy) | 85.49 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 9857. | (tbbone) | 85.49 | 85% | 2016-09-11 |
| 9858. | (juij) | 85.49 | 93% | 2019-09-28 |
| 9859. | (deehzee) | 85.49 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 9860. | Dvorak on (freddysg) | 85.48 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 9861. | (scarrrz) | 85.48 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9862. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 85.48 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |