Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24514. | Darwin (darwin23) | 61.25 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 24515. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 61.25 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 24516. | Wren (sqyggles) | 61.25 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24517. | Stani (zoan) | 61.25 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 24518. | thien (soicon824) | 61.25 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 24519. | Lily (bookaddict13) | 61.24 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 24520. | Anna (annachang) | 61.24 | 94% | 2020-05-07 |
| 24521. | N (apakaden) | 61.24 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 24522. | Juri (jurjar) | 61.24 | 97% | 2015-03-04 |
| 24523. | Krzysiek (ksm123) | 61.24 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 24524. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 61.24 | 98% | 2015-03-17 |
| 24525. | I-Chuan (aldehydeic) | 61.24 | 96% | 2012-02-29 |
| 24526. | John (buzat12) | 61.23 | 90% | 2016-06-24 |
| 24527. | Megan (megana) | 61.23 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 24528. | tekaas (tekaas) | 61.23 | 89% | 2016-12-11 |
| 24529. | denixu (denixu) | 61.23 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 24530. | Yi-Fan (bioniclezx) | 61.22 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 24531. | Kevin (ayplus) | 61.22 | 84% | 2016-08-26 |
| 24532. | Jhonny (jhonnysins2) | 61.22 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 24533. | voyager (yada_yada) | 61.22 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 24534. | Taylorlum3 (taylorlum3) | 61.22 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 24535. | brody (brodyb2003) | 61.22 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 24536. | Rus (ruzzzz) | 61.22 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 24537. | Dakotah (dakotahyue) | 61.22 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 24538. | Waseem (was11) | 61.21 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 24539. | Aayush (pandaayush) | 61.21 | 93% | 2021-03-10 |
| 24540. | Luke (lodlg) | 61.21 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 24541. | Issa (kaakaariki) | 61.21 | 95% | 2017-02-06 |
| 24542. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 61.21 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 24543. | Kevin (faineantt) | 61.21 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |