I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10507. | Eli (elijxh_) | 84.32 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 10508. | banana (bananacat72) | 84.32 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 10509. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 84.32 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 10510. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.31 | 98% | 2024-07-11 |
| 10511. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 84.31 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10512. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 84.31 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 10513. | Bob (wjonahw) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 10514. | chickenman (blankchickenman) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
| 10515. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 10516. | Dim (jimmylei) | 84.30 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 10517. | Zurran (zurran) | 84.30 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 10518. | ~ (iateadrum) | 84.30 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 10519. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 84.30 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 10520. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 10521. | Xia (xia0907) | 84.29 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 10522. | R (renxsis) | 84.29 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 10523. | martha (marthanugget) | 84.28 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 10524. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10525. | sam (candle4) | 84.28 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 10526. | casiofx83gt (casiofx83gt) | 84.28 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 10527. | Tim (potatoe_man1) | 84.28 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 10528. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 84.28 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 10529. | Adolf (adoif) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 10530. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 84.28 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 10531. | brady (bradyone) | 84.27 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 10532. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 84.27 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 10533. | Wake (wakethefake) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 10534. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10535. | yurk (yurk) | 84.27 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 10536. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 84.27 | 89% | 2016-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |