So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34488. | Juan (dostoevsky) | 43.23 | 95.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 34489. | SachinMani (manigan) | 43.23 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 34490. | Randy (pointman) | 43.23 | 97% | 2015-01-27 |
| 34491. | Nishant (infenex) | 43.22 | 93% | 2022-06-26 |
| 34492. | Tumarbek (tom4ke) | 43.22 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 34493. | Ayau (ayauka) | 43.22 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 34494. | LeBrick (alvdar) | 43.22 | 90% | 2012-01-23 |
| 34495. | wi (itsjeho65) | 43.21 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 34496. | zicrown (tictocer) | 43.21 | 94% | 2016-01-24 |
| 34497. | ALOK (alkkumar) | 43.21 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 34498. | Joe (squib_lord) | 43.20 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
| 34499. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 43.20 | 79% | 2013-08-30 |
| 34500. | Galois (galois) | 43.19 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 34501. | Mundo (mundo) | 43.19 | 92% | 2013-03-05 |
| 34502. | Marilson (marilsongallo) | 43.19 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 34503. | Herman (krabb) | 43.19 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 34504. | Tayedul Islam (tayedilsm199) | 43.18 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 34505. | Sajan (sajancpatel) | 43.18 | 89% | 2012-07-21 |
| 34506. | Pok (c0m1c5) | 43.18 | 94% | 2011-09-14 |
| 34507. | Nick (exray12) | 43.18 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 34508. | Mila (milast) | 43.18 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
| 34509. | Josh (cobra04) | 43.17 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 34510. | sloww handsss (brentzoom) | 43.17 | 91.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 34511. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 43.17 | 81% | 2016-07-23 |
| 34512. | Michael (c4lm) | 43.17 | 97% | 2014-11-23 |
| 34513. | Siddharth (neondude) | 43.16 | 93.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 34514. | Abdulrahman karkalar (safi3... | 43.16 | 91% | 2021-12-26 |
| 34515. | Logan (loganbog333) | 43.15 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 34516. | Shivam (anthonyorwott) | 43.14 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 34517. | Luiza (luizaboscacci1) | 43.14 | 86% | 2015-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |