Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 799. | Otis (codotis) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 800. | Ron (rjon45) | 79.28 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 801. | muddabit (muddabit) | 79.26 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 802. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 79.23 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 803. | Elvis (elvisnator) | 79.17 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 804. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 79.14 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 805. | Jordy (mrollie) | 79.14 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 806. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 78.98 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 807. | James (karonar) | 78.96 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 808. | Alexander (torphon) | 78.96 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 809. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 78.96 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
| 810. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 78.95 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 811. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 78.92 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 812. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 78.89 | 95% | 2019-05-10 |
| 813. | Topac (9topac) | 78.88 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 814. | Brian (bridinho10) | 78.87 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 815. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 78.82 | 95% | 2017-08-16 |
| 816. | Ryan (relaxin) | 78.80 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 817. | Bananko (bananko) | 78.78 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 818. | yasir (yasir1983) | 78.76 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 819. | Nelson (doomracer3) | 78.76 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 820. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 821. | Andre (smallchicken) | 78.72 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 822. | Elvis (elvisthebeast) | 78.69 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 823. | Eli (complexgamer) | 78.67 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 824. | Hayden (tr0lley) | 78.67 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 825. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 78.61 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 826. | bool3max (bolemax) | 78.61 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 827. | TheDictator (omkarb) | 78.59 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 828. | george (doctoras) | 78.58 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |