And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16369. | Clay (clayfroelich) | 85.39 | 99.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16370. | Ayvan (dharmablade) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 16371. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 85.38 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 16372. | Caleb (calebx) | 85.38 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 16373. | lukman (kopimaniz) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16374. | Tomer (tomershmul) | 85.38 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16375. | Ian (theridun) | 85.38 | 88% | 2014-08-21 |
| 16376. | Joe (axxman22) | 85.38 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 16377. | Deanna (thequeen) | 85.38 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 16378. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 85.38 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 16379. | Collin (csmith56) | 85.37 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 16380. | Megan (megceratops) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 16381. | Cocojim (cocojim) | 85.36 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 16382. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 85.36 | 94% | 2014-10-25 |
| 16383. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 85.36 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 16384. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 85.36 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 16385. | Tatsu (tatsuu) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 16386. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 16387. | David (davida693) | 85.35 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 16388. | Tran (transcompany) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 16389. | I have never lost a single ... | 85.35 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 16390. | lost (lostconquest) | 85.35 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16391. | Daan (macdann6) | 85.34 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 16392. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.34 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16393. | glipglobit (glip_glob_it) | 85.34 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16394. | DarkNight (darknight_18) | 85.34 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 16395. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 85.33 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 16396. | Yeajoon (kimchi4me) | 85.33 | 93% | 2014-02-19 |
| 16397. | Miya (miyapiyaya) | 85.33 | 99% | 2017-01-27 |
| 16398. | Razor (edwino) | 85.33 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |