Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11441. | Edwood (edwood) | 83.27 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 11442. | i am (azam) | 83.27 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 11443. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 83.26 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11444. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 83.26 | 95% | 2011-06-23 |
| 11445. | Clement (clementwong1014) | 83.26 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 11446. | Emily (ermdracula) | 83.25 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 11447. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 83.25 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11448. | ed72 (ed72) | 83.25 | 100% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11449. | Barış (epokhe) | 83.24 | 97% | 2016-03-04 |
| 11450. | thibautlin (thibautlin2710) | 83.23 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11451. | nico (nicoomycousin) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11452. | Joey (coxoncable) | 83.23 | 95.1% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11453. | J (johnsl4ught) | 83.23 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 11454. | stream BTS (bts2013) | 83.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11455. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 83.23 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 11456. | Sierra (sierra_0001) | 83.23 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 11457. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 83.22 | 95% | 2017-06-08 |
| 11458. | Nam (nnhoang) | 83.22 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 11459. | Lai (tastfyper) | 83.22 | 92% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11460. | Mo (mo5451) | 83.22 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 11461. | Michael (bannister) | 83.22 | 97% | 2012-06-04 |
| 11462. | Ye (swayye) | 83.21 | 97.1% | 2023-07-08 |
| 11463. | Wayne (xwang4) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 11464. | Jacek (axee) | 83.21 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 11465. | Michkel (sprutini) | 83.21 | 95% | 2013-05-23 |
| 11466. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 83.21 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 11467. | Chookat (chookat) | 83.21 | 92% | 2015-08-30 |
| 11468. | CS (chaosstalker) | 83.20 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11469. | uwu (serashkut) | 83.19 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11470. | MAD (greeny3003) | 83.19 | 100% | 2017-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |