As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24307. | murat (muraty) | 47.69 | 83% | 2016-06-14 |
| 24308. | jk5621 (jk5621) | 47.69 | 94% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24309. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 47.69 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 24310. | Avram (robertckk) | 47.69 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24311. | Besher (baj2000) | 47.69 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 24312. | Reckt (reckt) | 47.68 | 94% | 2018-03-14 |
| 24313. | Anson (a_c_) | 47.67 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 24314. | Yeet (binxinh) | 47.67 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 24315. | Pickle (picklehater) | 47.66 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24316. | sadflöjk (kjlahsdf) | 47.66 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 24317. | Muhammad Shobuz (mr_uranus) | 47.66 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24318. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 47.65 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 24319. | Eros (georgepanta) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 24320. | Viet (pooperawesome) | 47.65 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 24321. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 24322. | kris (bunsowo) | 47.65 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24323. | Chino (chinotorres_142) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24324. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 47.64 | 94% | 2020-06-14 |
| 24325. | Asra (asra_) | 47.63 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 24326. | Dante (flukierclient33) | 47.63 | 94.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24327. | Andreas (psibar) | 47.63 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 24328. | antonio (antony361) | 47.61 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| 24329. | Avatar 2 (kingkiller) | 47.61 | 92% | 2016-11-23 |
| 24330. | kelpy (kelpy2004) | 47.60 | 94% | 2022-10-30 |
| 24331. | Ryan (shiroeraiyn) | 47.60 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 24332. | randomperson2114 (randomper... | 47.60 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24333. | anjul (anjulsin420) | 47.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 24334. | Zar Zar ✰ (zarrow) | 47.59 | 89% | 2016-10-19 |
| 24335. | Andrew (n3r3z) | 47.58 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 24336. | KillerG1414B (killermax) | 47.58 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |