The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17186. | erin (erinerin) | 87.36 | 100% | 2022-10-24 |
| 17187. | Who (racerwho) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 17188. | David (dumbid) | 87.36 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| 17189. | Josh (jleegreene) | 87.36 | 100% | 2016-09-07 |
| 17190. | Nik (otkacenko) | 87.36 | 93% | 2015-10-07 |
| 17191. | Mark (mark3rz) | 87.36 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 17192. | Taichi (uemurax) | 87.36 | 99% | 2015-10-26 |
| 17193. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 87.36 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 17194. | Dhruva (dhruvasagar) | 87.35 | 98% | 2015-05-22 |
| 17195. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 87.35 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 17196. | Gnomeć (raging_gnome) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 17197. | Alexander (xenos5) | 87.35 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 17198. | Project (project) | 87.35 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 17199. | Pokeman (poke_man) | 87.34 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 17200. | SLNT (s1lent48) | 87.34 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 17201. | Christian (christian) | 87.34 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 17202. | Aaron (sonofafemaledog) | 87.33 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 17203. | Mike (fluffymikeb) | 87.33 | 94% | 2012-07-02 |
| 17204. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 87.33 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 17205. | Juan (paradoxirony) | 87.33 | 96.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 17206. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 87.33 | 96.5% | 2023-07-07 |
| 17207. | Lmao (karlo47) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17208. | Rusty (saddled) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17209. | William (wdk5013) | 87.33 | 96% | 2014-09-20 |
| 17210. | efergodox (efergodox) | 87.33 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 17211. | Brian (taters613) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 17212. | shellord (saheenshoukath) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 17213. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 17214. | loc (loctheog) | 87.32 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 17215. | jared (ziner22) | 87.32 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |