I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6633. | Brendon (m_ellowc) | 93.88 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6634. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 93.88 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 6635. | Prashast (prashast) | 93.88 | 95% | 2013-04-21 |
| 6636. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 93.87 | 98% | 2016-06-27 |
| 6637. | Bruce (b2hua) | 93.87 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6638. | Raadek (knr24) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 6639. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 93.87 | 96% | 2013-10-13 |
| 6640. | Rey x MountainStride (shinr... | 93.86 | 97% | 2014-07-23 |
| 6641. | Marcus (archenemy) | 93.86 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 6642. | Elle (memorro) | 93.86 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 6643. | 2 (two_d) | 93.86 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 6644. | Arthur (arthurmog) | 93.86 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 6645. | Joel (melodyfc) | 93.85 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 6646. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 93.85 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 6647. | Jurina (xxkhaoticrinoxx) | 93.85 | 95% | 2011-05-04 |
| 6648. | Phil (pliao39) | 93.84 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6649. | Sizzling (tarun.goyal@maven... | 93.83 | 98% | 2012-09-05 |
| 6650. | Nick (coyote96) | 93.83 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 6651. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 93.83 | 99% | 2019-10-26 |
| 6652. | Vincent (vincentjm) | 93.83 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 6653. | Ally (allytypes) | 93.83 | 96% | 2017-06-12 |
| 6654. | SAI (saii) | 93.83 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 6655. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 93.83 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 6656. | Sean (h2osprey) | 93.82 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 6657. | 👺 (confiscar) | 93.82 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 6658. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 93.82 | 96% | 2018-06-04 |
| 6659. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 93.82 | 93% | 2016-11-10 |
| 6660. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 93.82 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 6661. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 93.81 | 95.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 6662. | Taylor (jimhalpert) | 93.81 | 94% | 2015-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |