So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34347. | . (keelanlambert) | 43.80 | 91% | 2015-06-16 |
| 34348. | Shirley (jayz) | 43.80 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 34349. | a (humandregs) | 43.80 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 34350. | Udun (udun) | 43.80 | 87% | 2014-06-10 |
| 34351. | Spencer (carelesscloud) | 43.80 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 34352. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 43.80 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 34353. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 43.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 34354. | Infinity (its_infinity) | 43.79 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 34355. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 43.79 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 34356. | Francois (kortbroek) | 43.79 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 34357. | Phil (psmesrud) | 43.79 | 85% | 2014-03-03 |
| 34358. | Supernova (amwsupernova) | 43.79 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34359. | Stefan (stefanthebest) | 43.79 | 90% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34360. | ress jade (ressjade) | 43.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 34361. | Mayra (mesgs05) | 43.79 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
| 34362. | Malfunction (malfunction) | 43.79 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 34363. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 43.78 | 92% | 2011-08-20 |
| 34364. | Jacob (jpotts8) | 43.78 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 34365. | Juan (juanto) | 43.77 | 96% | 2013-08-18 |
| 34366. | Jo (joreaper) | 43.77 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 34367. | Maximiliano (maxi87) | 43.77 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 34368. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 43.76 | 93% | 2020-08-16 |
| 34369. | Galtorix (galtorix) | 43.76 | 93.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34370. | Fiona (fiona_hl) | 43.76 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 34371. | Ruta (ruta) | 43.76 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 34372. | CrazyCriminal (crazycriminal_) | 43.75 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 34373. | Srivathsan (srivathsanyt) | 43.75 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34374. | Quoc (quocnguyen89) | 43.74 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34375. | Pedro (lionex220) | 43.73 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34376. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 43.73 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |