The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17316. | Valk (blankfox) | 76.34 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 17317. | Timo (ubulin) | 76.34 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 17318. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 17319. | Josep M (josepot) | 76.34 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 17320. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 76.34 | 94% | 2015-02-13 |
| 17321. | Brandon (brandon2) | 76.34 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 17322. | Renay (narencraghu) | 76.33 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17323. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 76.33 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 17324. | A (amielle) | 76.33 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 17325. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 76.33 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 17326. | oleg (prot64) | 76.33 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 17327. | Stryder (strydertypes) | 76.33 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 17328. | Ryan (yanray) | 76.33 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 17329. | Sherzat (sherzat3) | 76.33 | 93% | 2015-06-21 |
| 17330. | Slow (neolemon) | 76.33 | 95% | 2016-07-31 |
| 17331. | Joshua (joshuamclark) | 76.33 | 98% | 2016-07-15 |
| 17332. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 76.32 | 94% | 2017-01-28 |
| 17333. | Matthew (matt15151) | 76.32 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 17334. | william (william933) | 76.32 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
| 17335. | shona (tamannashrm104@gmail... | 76.32 | 98% | 2012-01-16 |
| 17336. | Razor (edwino) | 76.32 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 17337. | em;)y (emwinky) | 76.31 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 17338. | Eddie (artourzy) | 76.31 | 93% | 2017-01-31 |
| 17339. | Spoxx (imsped) | 76.30 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 17340. | Bartłomiej (y3v4d) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 17341. | Gautam (gkluhana) | 76.30 | 96.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 17342. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17343. | sivam (mavis_breaking_bad) | 76.30 | 91% | 2014-04-24 |
| 17344. | mark (mark9406) | 76.30 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 17345. | MaTTeO ToRnAdO F16 (yeahhhh) | 76.30 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |