I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11694. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11695. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 82.33 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 11696. | Vauge (vague) | 82.33 | 95% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11697. | Cecil (hesitant_hades) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 11698. | chetty (lilchetty_x3) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11699. | Harrowdown (harrowdown) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11700. | Tinky (tinkywinkyy) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11701. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11702. | electricaS (electricascze) | 82.32 | 92% | 2016-03-18 |
| 11703. | Ben (benjib) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 11704. | Eric (airicc) | 82.31 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 11705. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.31 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11706. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 82.31 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 11707. | Joshua (darkleeroy) | 82.31 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 11708. | Alec (adawgmenace) | 82.30 | 98% | 2015-11-22 |
| 11709. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 82.30 | 95.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 11710. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 82.29 | 97.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11711. | Talisman (talismanb) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11712. | asd; (wispx) | 82.29 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11713. | Arman (yesenarman) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 11714. | Ryan (thief60) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11715. | Jeffah (jeffah) | 82.28 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 11716. | ThePickle (thepickle420) | 82.27 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 11717. | Max (chariotrider) | 82.27 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 11718. | Askhat (smallboy) | 82.27 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 11719. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 82.27 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
| 11720. | poopbel (poopbel) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11721. | Workman (dagl200) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 11722. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11723. | Linh (linh62742) | 82.26 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |