The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8498. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 8499. | Moritz (elagon) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8500. | Robert (stantor) | 92.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8501. | Ya (danielstroby) | 92.52 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 8502. | Cal (raceto151) | 92.51 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8503. | George (gggritso) | 92.51 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8504. | J (jdizzla) | 92.51 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8505. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 92.51 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8506. | Tyler (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 8507. | Cinari (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8508. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 92.50 | 90% | 2016-02-29 |
| 8509. | Kymber (chzsnorter) | 92.50 | 90% | 2014-09-06 |
| 8510. | Coralu (vabracoral) | 92.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8511. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.49 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8512. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 92.49 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 8513. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 92.49 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 8514. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 92.48 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8515. | BigDiqSix9 (bernazrei69) | 92.48 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8516. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 92.48 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 8517. | Trentyn (tal124) | 92.48 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 8518. | Peter (p3t3rm4n) | 92.48 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 8519. | Anno (annodomini) | 92.48 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8520. | Tony (ezmerked) | 92.47 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8521. | skwan (skwan) | 92.47 | 98% | 2012-12-28 |
| 8522. | Grace (orangepeach) | 92.46 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8523. | nat (ilikeurmomlol) | 92.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 8524. | SmellsLikePie (piescentedma... | 92.46 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 8525. | Tyler (theov) | 92.46 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 8526. | model (modelfxt) | 92.46 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8527. | Qodet (qodets) | 92.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |