So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15655. | Ashé (firebomb1212) | 75.50 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 15656. | TSpin (all_type) | 75.50 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15657. | Andrew (lionel3726) | 75.50 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 15658. | Aevek (aevek) | 75.50 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 15659. | Jubax (jubax) | 75.50 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 15660. | Alex (rtypo) | 75.50 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 15661. | rajender (rajenderrautela) | 75.50 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 15662. | Jeff (websterjs) | 75.49 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 15663. | hot__ (hot0336) | 75.49 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 15664. | Tawalisi (tawalisi_1500) | 75.49 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 15665. | aman (amanrai2802) | 75.49 | 99% | 2021-12-05 |
| 15666. | Moe (thotkiller69) | 75.49 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15667. | Miki (pkong001) | 75.49 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 15668. | Ha (tranluuha) | 75.49 | 99% | 2013-09-04 |
| 15669. | Lovre (mrlovre) | 75.49 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 15670. | chris (chriswen42) | 75.49 | 96% | 2014-06-18 |
| 15671. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 75.48 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 15672. | Sanjin (crta) | 75.48 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 15673. | hmstr (hmstr) | 75.48 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15674. | Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (weavin... | 75.48 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 15675. | Teddy (teddytalks) | 75.47 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 15676. | Nate (nate7797) | 75.47 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 15677. | Jude (philivey) | 75.47 | 97.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 15678. | peter (peterjes) | 75.47 | 99.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15679. | Denny (shizkr) | 75.47 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15680. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 75.47 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 15681. | Julie (missballerina) | 75.47 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15682. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 75.47 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15683. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 75.47 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 15684. | Fifi (fifi6313) | 75.47 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |