And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32489. | Mads (madsm9) | 57.45 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 32490. | Ryan (acemaverick) | 57.45 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 32491. | Floling (floling) | 57.44 | 96% | 2015-01-07 |
| 32492. | b4F (blazechrispvp) | 57.44 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 32493. | Mason (mgbaird) | 57.44 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 32494. | not (j097) | 57.44 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 32495. | Anh (anh310) | 57.44 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 32496. | aooaoaoa (avg10wpm) | 57.44 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 32497. | Poon (poorgod927) | 57.44 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 32498. | Ramachandran (shibhu107) | 57.44 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
| 32499. | Orejitas (orejitas) | 57.44 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 32500. | bleh (dan1ce) | 57.43 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 32501. | bilal (000901) | 57.43 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 32502. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 57.43 | 97% | 2016-06-21 |
| 32503. | arvx (vinz24) | 57.43 | 96% | 2015-07-30 |
| 32504. | Mauro (aeuhuea) | 57.43 | 94% | 2016-06-08 |
| 32505. | Jelly (jellyroll_derp) | 57.42 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32506. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 57.42 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 32507. | Taher (taher_c) | 57.42 | 94.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32508. | Guy (krisnkills) | 57.42 | 95.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32509. | fred (fredke) | 57.42 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 32510. | suiram (suiram) | 57.42 | 96% | 2012-08-06 |
| 32511. | Kiluath (kiluath) | 57.41 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 32512. | Ernie (radiospank) | 57.41 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 32513. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 57.41 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 32514. | sly (sly01) | 57.41 | 93% | 2013-10-31 |
| 32515. | 03438547665 (0343) | 57.41 | 89% | 2016-12-30 |
| 32516. | Teto (tetoganteng) | 57.40 | 95% | 2013-10-07 |
| 32517. | Yen (delphinium0507) | 57.40 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 32518. | Eliott (one_l_two_t) | 57.40 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |