The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8836. | Drey (ellendren) | 91.71 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8837. | Sherman (shemsan) | 91.70 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 8838. | 3000HP Supra (bagusseno) | 91.70 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 8839. | Mohammad (lebeast) | 91.70 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 8840. | how? (haotingz) | 91.70 | 96.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8841. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 91.70 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 8842. | Jordan (mangoes) | 91.70 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8843. | Robert (jstckr) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8844. | Zach (zach_bill) | 91.69 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8845. | Speedy (speedymcgee) | 91.68 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8846. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 91.67 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 8847. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 91.67 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8848. | Grant (grantb409) | 91.67 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8849. | Josh (49292048458) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 8850. | Simon (zenex) | 91.66 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 8851. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8852. | Varaug (varaug33) | 91.65 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8853. | Mr. America! (mr_america) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8854. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8855. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 91.65 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8856. | Esmerelda (t_esmerelda) | 91.65 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 8857. | AvoPi (avopi) | 91.65 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8858. | Gareth (garethlyh) | 91.64 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8859. | Stefan (fendorian) | 91.64 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8860. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8861. | Isaac (isaacdabeast5) | 91.63 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 8862. | Meszo (meszo) | 91.63 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 8863. | random (randomasdf97) | 91.63 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 8864. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 91.62 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8865. | daisy (daisyliu4) | 91.62 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |